Today I had to fill out the information sheet for my ten year high school reunion. I took great pleasure in my answers which are probably not what they expected. I am not sure if anyone in my small town, very conservative graduating class will get the joke but when I read them to my mom she laughed so hard a little pee came out (or so she claimed).
If you could relive one moment from high school, what would it be?
I was fat and had bangs, so none, thanks!
What are your current hobbies and interests?
I spend a lot of time alone with my cats, drunk. I chase after unavailable and uninterested men and then talk to my therapist about it. Sometimes I go out to dinner.
Now, I don't know why but the sometimes I go out to dinner line makes me giggle a lot. And I think it'll look good next to everyone else's answers which I fully expect to be 'go to church and take care of my 18 babies'. I'm a classy girl.
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Nothing screams class like drunk evenings alone with your cats. This is very funny!
LOL. You should change your blog title to "Adventures with Vodka" or "The Box Wine Chronicles"
I didn't go to my high school reunion. I didn't like the people then so I probably won't like them now.
I hope you have fun!!
Chuck
following Chuck's line of thought I think you and Liz should collaborate on a blog called "Adventures with Vodka" that would be awesome.
Just visited your blog for the first time and I love it! I'm a single gal living alone with my cat too. It sounds bad when I just come right out and say it that way...but I think it is pretty awesome. Funny enough I recently wrote about my 10 year reunion too. Anyway, in the sea of mommy bloggers, it is nice to run across another single woman blogger!
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