Thanks Tuesday

You know what's a fun noise to wake up to? The slamming of mini blinds. It's fun because it sounds like someone is breaking in through your window which really gets the heart pumping. Then when you find out it's your stupid cat having a fist fight with said blinds it's fun because it causes of the rage. At 3AM. I wish my cat spoke english because then we would have a sit down talk about his nocturnal behavior. But, he doesn't, so I am instead going to contemplate making him wear stupid hats or shaving him. One of the two.