Sitting on my mom's couch this morning at 6AM, getting ready to hit the road. Her dog jumps on my lap, excitedly.
Me: Mom, why is your dog attempting to put his tongue in my mouth?
Mom: Because he loves you and wants to express himself in a physical way.
Me: (Pause) Why do I suddenly have 'Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon' stuck in my head?
Mom: You two make a lovely couple.
And then I drove back home.
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Your mom's dog sounds like a lot of men I know. Perhaps you should just roll with it and see where it takes you.
LOL! That and the Arizona comment made me laugh out loud this morning.
Thanks! It's Monday. Anything helps.
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