Sunday, March 14, 2010

A Scene From the Day

Ava: I just flirted with Keanu Reeves!

Me: Of course you did! That's amazing.

Ava: Seriously. How's your night?

Me: Me? Oh I discovered that the 3rd and 4th Cutting Edge sequels are pretty good but the 2nd is the weakest.

Ava: (silence)

Me: So.... should I just call a spade and spade and buy another cat?

Ava: (nodding)

And that my friends is how you spend a Sunday.

4 comments:

Kold_Kadavr_flatliner said...

Just wanna see if you'd like to voraciously nekk in Heaven. Why? Not to mention we'll have eternity to make-out and do other things, I'll also kiss your adorable, wonderfull feet, too, before we swim nude in the shallow ocean; plus, I'll serve you lots of baklava, those teeny-tiny-oranges, slow dance withe fan above, whispering, as we float and make love, and a whole gallon or two of Starbucks before we go out to our BIG-ol, party-hardy celebration of our redemption at my mansion. And, believe-you-me, girl, I'll have a LARGE mansion, for eons and eons lasts the party, fulla food, druggsOpeace, drinks, nekk'n, sex, love'n, eroticism, music, people who'd you'd wanna get-to-know, if ya ketch-my-drift. Anything and everything and more. Won't that be THE bomb for eternity? Believe-it-or-not, miss gorgeous girl, I love humanity... specially women. I so wanna love'm for ten days or more, from head2toe, bodyNsoul, more-than-you-know --- So, decide now if that's something you'd like to take part in and I'll be waiting Upstairs with baited breath. WHY NOT? Why not have the thang on everybody's mind these days? Most of U.S., including me I'll sadly admit, don't choose to think about God when sex is waiting - and that takes a whole #@!! lotta willPOW!er sent from above which most people don't have, to riseabove, to stop doing the five-fingered-handjob. Isn't everything possible in Heaven? Why not to love below the belt? I just need to wait till I croak. So should you if you're not married. Wiseabove. DO NOT give the Devil anymore POWer than that pussy-cat (sly, sleek, stealthy) already has. GOD BLESS YOU, child --- See 'sexponential' and/or 'closenmyeyes' for more info.

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