Ava: I just flirted with Keanu Reeves!
Me: Of course you did! That's amazing.
Ava: Seriously. How's your night?
Me: Me? Oh I discovered that the 3rd and 4th Cutting Edge sequels are pretty good but the 2nd is the weakest.
Me: So.... should I just call a spade and spade and buy another cat?
And that my friends is how you spend a Sunday.