I just wanted to write you a brief note. Not sure if you realize this but you seem to be awfully flammable. And also full of idiots that tend to drop matches and/or fireworks in densely wooded areas. So, here's my thought: either you know, be less flammable OR get rid of the idiots. I am leaning towards choice #2, but really, it's your call.
Oh and while you're at it could you also try not to melt me anymore? It's a bit hot outside.
Hugs and Kisses,
PS- Really, you should try and get rid of the idiots. It will also really help traffic immensely. See? Two birds, one you shaped stone. Get to work.