Thursday, January 15, 2009

Well, That's A First

So I got an email from an internet dude yesterday. Upon looking at his profile and his email I have literally no idea why he's contacting me. He is the first stereotypical LA douche bag to contact me yet. Start the parade!

Seriously though the dude claims to be 33. Unless he is aging in dog years, I call shenanigans. The gentleman is 40 if he's a day, and that's being very kind. He's an actor who is intensely body focused and states 4 separate times that he wants his woman toned and essentially eye candy. Because you know, unemployed actors (*cough* waiter *cough*) have very high standards. Now, I'm not by any means ugly but I am not eye candy, nor am I 'incredibly slender' as stated in his preferences. In fact he states he doesn't like women over a size 2. I haven't been a size 2 since conception. But he emailed me, complemented me on my profile and asked me how I like what I do for a living.

I hesitantly responded, but I figured, hey it would make a good story for the internet and well, I'm a giver. The next day I got a response that I in no way expected. He said, and I quote "That's great that you love your job. By the way, is your company hiring? Would love to send you my resume!"

Wow. Just wow. I know that in this economy people are trying inventive ways to get their foot in the proverbial door, but really? Color me amused.

I have yet to respond.


Chuck said...

Ah, the work romance. You lucky devil. I'll bet his favorite song is "Love in an Elevator" by Aerosmith.

He may in fact only be 33. That meth habit can make people look a bit older than they really are. Does he have all his teeth? That's probably why he can't hold down a job.

Love in an elevator and some meth on the side. YOU are livin the dream.

All kidding aside, he sounds like a complete douche nozzle. I would avoid him like the plague.


Meghan said...

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