Did you know that the sound of a cat (inexplicably) dragging a paper bag full of trash across a floor at 4AM sounds EXACTLY like someone trying to break in? Because it does.
So there I am, middle of the night thinking I am being robbed and what do I do? I grab a frying pan and run into the living room. Apparently I was going to make the robber an omelet. Or I live in a 1970's sit com. Toss up really. Luckily it was just my really stupid cat with my trash bag between his teeth. I did not make him an omelet but I did shout many curse words and gesticulate wildly, all while holding a frying pan.