Here's a little tip from me to you:
When with a suitor and asked the question 'what do you know about babies' (not by suitor, but by someone else who is holding a baby) it's probably not wise to answer with the following statement: 'They really don't care for vodka.' Then when stared at blankly do not make the following joke: 'They definitely prefer Kaluha. I know my brother did. When he was teething we would rub some on his gums. Sure he now speaks with a lisp, drools uncontrollably and has one leg shorter than the other, but man, did it stop the crying.'
This may be why I'm single.
Side note, my brother is perfectly healthy but yes, we totally dud the Kaluha thing and it worked like a charm. Made the little tyke sleepy as well. Win all around.