Wednesday, October 24, 2007

So That's Fun

I've stopped sleeping pretty much full stop. It's awesome. I would totally recommend it to a friend. Especially if said friend enjoyed nodding off at their desk only to wake when their head hit the corner of the cabinet next to said desk. As my body is actually 90% bruise the new one will just blend right in.

Speaking of bruises I have a rockin' one on my calf. The other night I was asleep (this was before the apparently sleep ban) and I woke up because I felt someone stabbing me in the leg. Only I was alone and as far as I know my cats neither have a vendetta or opposible thumbs with which to hold a knife. So, obviously the logical conclusion to come to at 3 in the morning when you have a stabbing pain in your leg, is that you have a very angry ghost. Upon deciding that there is an angry ghost all a'stabbin' I woke-the-fuck-up. This may or may not have been the beginning of sleepless a thon 2007, but I digress. The next morning my calf was purple. The bruise is now about 4 inches in diameter and a wonderful shade of green. People at work often stop to point it out asking 'Oh My GOD! That's huge! Did you know you had that? How'd it happen?' As one can not punch co workers in the face without serious repercussions, I say, yes, I know, and no, no idea but I have a completely plausible theory involving ghosts. That's when they walk slowly away. I'm a friend making machine.

4 comments:

Chuck said...

I hate it when I have that problem. I feel like someone has taken away my ability to fall asleep. Rat Bastards!!! GIVE IT BACK!! Um, sorry....

Ghosts with a knife? That's a new one by me.

PS, how is your flea problem? Well, not YOUR problem, not like you have fleas, but, you know what I mean....

Chuck

Online Dating Girl said...

The fleas are gone! Apparently my cats are immune to both Frontline and Advantage so i locked myself in a room with them and a flea comb for 4 hours. Since then we've been flea free.

Eskimo said...

Ghosts always seem to have some sorta grudge against people getting could sleep. I remember The Exorcist (I'm for the book, the movie was well.. a movie) ghost who would get up to any fucking trick known in the ghost book to damn everyone to eternal insomnia. Hey, try getting a priest.

Eskimo said...

Typo regretted ''People getting GOOD sleep''. And can you tell I am sleep deprived too?