Friday, June 19, 2009

An Open Letter

Dear Kittens,

You know I love you, you furry bastards, you. However. If you continue to wake me up at 5 AM by headbutting, kneading or meowing in my face I will shave you. No joke. Shave. Bald. And then I will ironically name you Fluffy 1 and Fluffy 2. And then I will post pictures of it on the internet. I understand you are felines but I can tell you have pride and will feel shame.

Consider yourself warned.

Hugs and kisses,
The one who feeds you

1 comment:

Chuck said...


I have 4 of them to contend with. I have had clocks, remote controls and lamps dumped on me off the headboard. Not to mention the pictures they try to bring down on top of me every morning...

Good luck with the shaving.