Dudes, I slept 3 hours but I worked almost 20. Thus I am The. Tired. Capitals and periods intended. So, I'm not sure if this is as funny to all you awake people out there but I found it highly amusing.
I had the following conversation with a friend from improv. He had asked what I did this weekend and I told him about the helicopter tour. This was his response:
Him: Woah! Who the fuck are you dating, Scrooge McDuck? Did he have LaunchPad fire up the copter and take you on a spin?
Me: Yep. I didn't want to tell you but it is Mr. MrDuck.
Him: Did you get to see the money pool?
Me: What do you think we did after the helicopter tour?
This is why I only hang out with funny people.