Aren't They Precious

While having chicken the other night I tried to feed some to my cats. They put it in their mouth and spit it out. They did the same thing with the turkey on Thanksgiving. Undeterred I put the chicken in their food bowl. They ate around it.

Tonight I was having Italian, and had a small plate with olive oil on it to dip bread in. The cats? Licked it up. Then tried to knock over the olive oil bottle and I believe, attempted to grow thumbs to open said bottle. Then they curled up together and took a nap.

My cats are, apparently, gay Italian vegetarians.