Did You Know...

That if you sit around, eat cheese and drink vodka ALL weekend, you will gain weight? I for one am incredibly shocked. And sore from squeezing into now too tight pants. However, the tight pants not withstanding, it was totally worth it. This weekend I had an impromptu girl's night, saw a really horrible-so-bad-it's-comical play, and read three books about pants (I am 12). I did not go to the gym as intended, I did not clean and I did not act like a responsible adult. And I liked it. A lot. All weekend's should be like this. Well like this but without the weight gain, because if we are dreaming, then why not dream that cheese is a diet food?