A coworker asked me what I am doing for the Long Weekend. My response was 'Vegas!'... this was the conversation that followed:
Her: Don't let them have all your money!
Me: Oh, I don't gamble at all. I drink.
Her: Oh, so you'll just hang at the nickel slots?
Me: No... at the bar. Closer to the alcohol
Her: You are going to pay for drinks in Vegas?!?
Me: No. I'm a girl. That's why God invented boobs.
She had no response to this.
I then went home and signed online. A 24 year old I used to work with IM'd me, catching me off guard. Apparently he thinks I am 'awesome' and wants to take me to dinner. I am being courted by a fetus. Oh and while sitting outside at a restaurant the boy who most recently broke my heart got stopped at a stoplight 2 feet away from me. It's been that kind of week.
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a few weeks ago i went bra shopping and this is the conversation i had with the sales woman
Her: that bra makes your boobs look bigger than they are and pushes them up, why dont you try this one
Me: no thanks, that's the point
Her: what is?
Me: to make my boobs look bigger and push them up... that's why it's a push-up bra...
yeah... i dont understand how some women haven't learned the power their boobs have.
enjoy vegas!
Damn it you women just know our weaknesses don't you. Vegas and a nice set of boobies? Damn it you won't have to go into your pocket at all. lucky lucky girl you
Definitely one of our strengths. My boss is a jerk to just about everybody but me. Why? Boobs. Only problem is, I don't think he has realized that there is a head attached to them.
Oh well. You win some you loose some.
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