Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year, Bitches

I don't know about you but I am doing a jig of glee. I am ready to slam the door shut, bolt it and wire it with explosives on 2008. This year brought heartbreak, a cancer scare and many other atrocities such as my hair dresser moving away. Sigh. But I have soldiered on and thus plan to ring in the New Year just like baby Jesus intended: in a bar with lots of vodka.

I wish you a happy New Year with this: may you find happiness, good health, good luck and a bartender that pours a strong drink.

Yee fucking haw. Don't let me down 2009, I've got my eye on you.

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