Friday, May 08, 2009

An LA Night

Last night I went to a seminar on relationships with Liz. Needless to say I sobbed through a good deal of it. However, there was a highlight. That highlight? Gwyneth Paltrow. You see, she was in the audience as well, about 15 feet away. Side note, she has a really great ass. You could bounce a quarter off that thing.

However, any time I caught her in my sight the only thing I could think was: You totally had sex with Brad Pitt. Here I am sobbing over this dude who broke my heart, and you had your heart broken by Brad Pitt. And it was on magazines for months.

It made me giggle and put some things in perspective. It also made me want to go to the gym.

Thanks LA, I needed that.

2 comments:

Dimplz said...

I actually believe she dumped him and cheated on him. It was a long time ago, though, so I could be mistaken. Living in LA must be like traveling with the circus.

Becky said...

Wow! It's almost like YOU had sex with Brad Pitt since you were so close to her. Nice work!