Did you know that you can get hurt playing golf? Because you can. I am basically a T. Rex as I can't unbend my arms. Apparently I am so out of shape that a sport played by my 85 year old grandfather has felled me. It's super awesome being veal.
On the plus side I now own a golf glove (scented with aloe, because nothing says sexy like 1 very fragrant hand) and a club. Also, at the driving range I didn't hit anyone with the balls AND the club stayed in my hands instead of comically flying out which I imagined it doing. Sure, I did hit a ball straight up in the air and had to duck as it came flying towards my head, but it missed me and I think that counts for something.
As soon as I can move my arms I fully intend on doing it again. Why? Because you get to hit shit AND wear fancy accessories. These are two of my favorite things.