You suck. Seriously. The gloves are off dude. No fancy funny prose about how much you sucked, just some cold brutal truth. I, for one, an intensely glad that in 1 hour and 6 minutes (PST) you are over. You brought heart break and weird medical diagnosis's about having no 'blood in my blood' and just general malcontent for every person I know. However, you did go out with a bang and by that I mean with key lime pie martinis, 2 of 'em, and a free tasty shot. So thanks for that. The rest of it however can suck it. Hard.
Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you,