Me, driving home from seeing Batman on the phone with Liz.
Me: It was awesome. And Matthew Perry was there.
Liz: That's the one from Friends, right?
Me: (30 second pause) Yes. Please tell me you watched Friends. It was Chanadeler Bong!
Liz: I did. I am just bad with the names.
Me: Ah yes, I remember now. Phew, we can remain friends.
Liz: Good. What are you doing now?
Me: Headed home. I plan on meditating on my motherfucking sadness.
Liz: I love it when you curse.
Me: Because it's like seeing Snow White do a line of blow?
Liz: Pretty much. You should curse more.
Me: Perhaps I will do that after the motherfucking meditation.
And then I went home and thought long and hard about how I have been advised by 4 people to meditate on my sadness and how this would help me to heal. Then I had cookie and watched Gilmore Girls instead. I think I made the right choice.