The following is a conversation I had with a friend tonight. I had introduced her to the Target box o' wine glory a few weeks ago and let her know that they also had single serving ones. Tonight she went to check them out.
Her: The single serving wine looks like juice boxes!
Me: You should take them in your lunch. They make work exciting.
Her: Good point. They are just so cute.
Me: Yes, welcome to my wonderful world of adorable and convenient alcoholism.
Her: Thanks, and well put.
Then I drank a glass of box wine in her honor. It's truly a classy existence, mine, but I like it.