Today started at 4AM when my cat sneezed on my face. It was pretty much all downhill from there.
Ok, that's a mild exaggeration, the rest was on par with the cat sneeze. It was very busy and stressful and chock full of me running around in small circles trying to keep up with all the projects. I did however find plenty of time to whine and stamp my feet about the lack of cake in my diet. I want cake. Specifically, I want all the cake in the world and then a nap in a hammock. I don't think this is too much to ask. However when I was driving home at 7:30, having finally escaped from under the giant pile of emails, I was too tired to go and get said cake. This made my eye twitch and expletives escape from between my clenched teeth. And then I remembered...I had purchased Eggos. Thus I screamed out loud (yes, this actually happened) 'I have WAFFLES' with the type of glee that one generally reserves for multiple orgasms.
My life is a wonderful tapestry...of embarrassing moments and carbohydrates. It's fun being a girl.