Today

Today I have discovered the following two things:

1) My shirt is 100% see through when hit with the right light. This 'right light' exists in my office, in my office bathroom and outside. I am very, very popular today.

2) I will give someone money to do weird things to my body. Like put needles in my neck. On the plus side needles in the neck really relaxes a person and brings forth a head buzz akin to drinking a half bottle of wine. I have already schedule my next neck needle session.

3) Bonus item: saying 'next neck needle session' is difficult, even when not said aloud and only in ones head.