Monday, May 05, 2008

4 Eyes

Yep, I'm getting glasses. Apparently I have an astigmatism in both eyes. Because really, the spinster with two cats look wasn't officially complete without some specs. But, the true highlight of my day was when the dude who was fitting me for the glasses (who was easily 120 years old) told me that the glasses 'really did something for me' and, I quote, gave me the 'sexy librarian look'. At least now I know my demographic.

My mojo is misfiring all over the place. I better steer clear of retirement communities until this is rectified. If not, I may end up with an 85 year old boyfriend. But then again, beggars can't be choosers.

3 comments:

Chuck said...

Well, you could look for someone that is old and rich ala Anna Nicole. Just don't OD in a hotel room, eh?

Chuck

Anonymous said...

hahah! it's true though, most guys seem to like the "sexy librarian" look.

Sunshine said...

even non-retirement age guys like the "sexy librarian" look... would it be bad for me to admit that in high school and college that is the look i LONGED for but alas could not have b/c i didnt need glasses...