Thus far in the process of moving I have:
- dropped something on my bare toe. It cut the skin and bruised the toe. So now I call myself Purple Toe which would be excellent if I were a pirate.
- jammed my shoulder in the doorway
- broken 3 glass items
- tripped over 5 boxes
- accumulated 9 new bruises
Really, they should just wrap me in bubble wrap before sending me out into the world. I have officially started the process of hiring movers as I can see the headline now 'Girl somehow traps self in fridge after ill fated move'. To avoid that death, I believe, is worth $500.