Monday, March 03, 2008

Fuck You Oracle Book

On Saturday while getting ready to go out I used Liz's Oracle Book. If you are unfamiliar with these they are large books with a simple phrase written on each page. You place your hands on either side of the book and ask a question then open the book to any page and this is your answer. So there's your scene.

Me: Oracle Book, will I have sex in the next six months?

Book: It's time to take matters into your own hands.

I shit you not. The book made a masturbation joke. I hate that fucking book.

1 comment:

Chuck said...

ROTFL!!! Who knew that books could be smart asses.