Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Le Sigh

Dear Today,

Kindly suck it. Hard. And when you are done, kindly kick yourself in the ass, equal to or more than you kicked mine.

Today, I don't know what I did to you, but apparently in a past life I killed your dog then used the carcass to kill your entire family. And then apparently I peed on their graves. Because that, Today, is the only reason you should have treated me so badly.

Oh, but thanks for making sure I had Cap'n Crunch at the end.

Hugs and Kisses,

PS - I swear, I'm a nice person. Promise. Can we make tomorrow significantly better? I'll bake you cookies. Or give you a massage. Just make it better. Like lots and lots. Because I can't take another day this bad.


Chuck said...

Today is here.
It fucked my ear.
It twisted and bent up my spine.

And when it is gone
Another'll come along
And will probably fuck my behind.

The End


Becky said...

I just wrote a letter to Winter and it "wrote back" by sub zero temperatures in March!!!

I hope Today responds better to you than my season did!