So every night before I go to sleep I put on lotion. My new lotion is orange scented and pretty strong. This morning at 3:15AM I was awoken by a strange sensation, my cat was licking my elbow. And from the feel of it, had already licked my entire arm. Apparently he needed a little citrus in his diet. Time to discontinue that lotion and have a serious sit down talk with my cat about personal boundaries.
On a total non sequiter today was awesome. Why, you ask? Because I quit my job. Man I hated that job so much that words can't properly describe it. Upon quitting I had to restrain myself from doing a jig of glee. I have now celebrated by eating of the Peeps. I know how to PAR-TAY.