Why I do believe that's me! Why am I so lucky you ask? Well, on Monday I get to have a colonoscopy. So for Easter dinner I get to have apple juice and laxatives. Just like Jesus intended.
Also, I now know, 100%, that I made the right decision to quit my job when I am kind of excited about the fact that a last minute colonoscopy means one less day in the office. It's a sad day when you would rather have your business end probed than have to deal with your boss.