While walking out of the office with a coworker
Him: Where's your coat?
Me: Um, home, in my closet?
Him: You're going to freeze!
Me: A) It's like 20 feet to my car
Him: (cutting me off) Yeah, but you have to walk to your car!
Me: And B) It's like 72 outside. Maybe 70.
Him: (looking at me like I'm crazy) Yeah. Cold. (under his breath) crazy girl
He then put on his scarf, zipped up his coat and walked off. And for the record, it was 76.