Saturday, November 08, 2008

Things I Have Discovered

1) The entire state of Arizona is on sale. Seriously. Got a dollar? You can get a house, a taco and probably a new pair of pants. I have purchased many, many items that I will haul back with me along with my newly clean laundry.

2) Oreos taste good.

3) You can eat Oreos while on a Wii Fit.

4) I still don't understand boys. On Monday I got an email from a gentlemen caller asking me out for drinks. I responded with availability. NO RESPONSE. Did he get eaten by a tiger? Fall in a ditch? Or just ask me out to see if I would say yes and than ran away while giggling to himself? My brain, it are the confused.

5) Yes, I understand the idiocy of being unwilling to take my laundry 5 blocks but being totally willing to drive it across state lines. However, my mom is across state lines and she does the laundry for me and leaves me alone to eat Oreos. I think I just made my case.


Deidre said...

1) if you see velor hip huggers in arizona for a dollar you just let me know.
2) Gluten-free oreos, not as good as one would hope.
3) thank goodness
4) Thank goodness, I thought I was the only one that didn't understand boys.
5) That is not idiocy - its common sense.

kel said...

Really wish you hadn't mentioned oreos. Now that's all I can think of.